AI interior design with opinions
Your room deserves a better read.
Upload a photo. Pick a persona. Get a room-specific roast that is funny enough to post and useful enough to fix.
Free first roast · No signup · The joke stays on the decor
This couch has seen too many “temporary” decisions.
The floor lamp is trying to create ambiance, but it is carrying the entire lighting plan like an unpaid intern. Move the sofa off the wall, add a real focal point, and let the room breathe.
RenoRiff / roast the room, not the resident
No signup. One room. Zero sugarcoating.
Drop the evidence. Pick the energy.
We roast the layout, lighting, clutter, and decor choices — never you. Your photo is used only to create this result.
Choose your roaster
Sassy Bestie keeps it about the room, never the person.
The low-stakes intervention
A better room begins with an honest one.
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Upload the evidence
One room photo. No account, no awkward onboarding.
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Pick your critic
Choose Sassy Bestie, Deadpan Architect, or Drill Sergeant.
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Keep the verdict
Share the card, then turn the roast into a redesign reveal.
Redesign Reveal · $9
When the roast hits, let the redesign answer back.
See a paid AI concept for your room’s next chapter: clearer layout, better palette, and a look worth keeping. Available after your roast.
No surprise subscriptions. One paid digital reveal.
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